so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
...so i touched it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize
