How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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