But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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