After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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