His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you had me at cake vodka
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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