That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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