Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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