Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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