This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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