is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
