I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Randomize
