There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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