i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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