hell yes lets make some ravioli
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I believe in your delicious
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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