i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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