***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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