She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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