I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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