Say something about gay babies.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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