how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
