You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
As shirtless as possible
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
