Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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