so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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