Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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