You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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