Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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