at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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