Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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