im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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