perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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