Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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