forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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