Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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