Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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