DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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