Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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