she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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