Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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