I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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