i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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