People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
