hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There are leaves in my underwear?
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