we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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