Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
