Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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