Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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