i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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