Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
jump out the window naked night went bad
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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