that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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