Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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