I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
